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Abducted
Bestest Friends Network
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We all know that eventually, I'm fated to rule the world. (Destined? However
you like to call it.) It's going to happen. Wouldn't you like to have some
power under the new regime?
Well, now this dream can be a reality. All you have to do is contact me
at my email address, alloni(at)aposiopesis(dot)net, telling me that you would
like to join this swiftly growing collective, and your name will be added
to the list. After that, the occasional message saying, "Alloni, you're my
Bestest Friend," will keep you in my good graces. The world will be
divided fairly equally among you, although remember that seniority counts
for dibs, so act now.
The List
| Name | Has dibs on |
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| Cheri | California, Utah, Haiti |
| Brian | Alaska through Oregon |
| Wally | Fiji, US Virgin Islands, Nevada, Arizona, and Santa's Workshop and surrounding North Pole |
| Ann | Australia, England, Ireland, Wales, Scotland, Tibet,
Nepal, New Mexico (tentative) |
| Carlos | New Zealand, Japan, Thailand, Hong Kong |
| Vernia | Brazil, Guam, Antarctica (minus the North Pole) |
| Mandie | The oceans |
| Eric | The rest of South and Central America |
| Jon Brook | Hawaii. Negotiations with Vernia are continuing for Antarctica, though his request for the plateaus of southern Venezuela have been denied by Eric. |
| Kyeli | The Alps and Switzerland |
| Brieann | Texas |
| Tanya | The Vatican, Trinidad, Tobago, Puerto Rico |
Join now!
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