Abducted Titles


Universal Arbiter
Alloni Kramer

Grab-ass Boy
Nathan Winant

Giant Radioactive Monster
Garth Bryan Marlin

Queen of the Great Kingdom of New Canada
Terri C. Sheep

Head, "Agricultural" Department
Eyedunno 

Head Smiter, Medical Encyclopedia
Jennifer 

Anger Distribution, Nicotine Withdrawl Dept.
Bean 

Royal Composer
Smiley

a shadow. a mystery.
Grey

Official Abducted Texan Gook
Khanh Nguyen

Stoned-Ninja-BigBeater
FunkyJ

Kwisatz Haderach
Eric Gustafson

Rouge, Rogue, Stoned Mercenary Yahoo
MadHat

Master of Shame
Chris Wayne

Corner office, Head Yuckety-Yuck
Baabaa

Bootlegger of the Planets
Litho

Abducted Official Cute Space Monkey
Jonathan Mayer

One Eyed Milkman of Doom
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