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Official Abducted Reason To Start A Cult: (Alloni Kramer)
All right.
Let's assume a god.
The three traits of godhood as commonly defined are that they must be
omniscient, omnipotent, and omnibenevolent. As Heinlein said, pick any
two of the three. I'm going with omniscient and omnipotent, because I
feel like it, and that defines the god-that-is-powerful.
That means: anything that happens must happen because said god has
decreed that it would happen. Nothing happens by chance. Everything has
happened because said god has previously decided that it would one day
turn out to be this way.
This means: if I come up with a bizarre, twisted religion, one that
preaches Alloniworship, or lintworship, or that we all end up Where Socks
Go In The Dryer, I have come up with it because god had decided that it
Would Happen.
Thus: any religion has the support of god.
I think I'm on to something here.
I had almost abandoned the starting-a-cult-and-ruling-the-world plan due
to lack of interest, but now that I know god has Called me to do it. I
have god on my side. Excellent.
Any of you feeling gullible?
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