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[T-NotPotO-ERO$-I]
[ The-NewsletterofthePostingoftheOfficial-EmployeeRosterof$ubvert-Inc. ]
[v0.9x] [96.09.06]
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New Dribble:
Well, after many warm and wonderful months of hyperabduction (no, i don't want
to "talk" about it) here i am, and here it is, roster v0.9x with a change. It
is now v0.9x of [T-NotPotO-ERo$-I] (which is v0.9x of the roster with the new
newsletter part at the beginning). I know your thinking "What the fwak kinda
name is [T-NotPotO-ERo$-I]?" Well, it's a good one. Just for clarity, let us
call [T-NotPotO-ERo$-I], "[]" from this point forth. What i'd love to do is
to make [] a monthly thing with abducted members submitting articles, stories,
poems, rants/raves, music/movie reviews or any other shit you want. It would
all go at in the "Main Section", and [] would of course end with the newest
v of the roster. So if you're interested in getting stuff in to v1.0 of [],
email me with whatever you want to put in. The deadline for submissions for
v1.0 of [] is not for a while so don't rush to much. BTW, there will be an
v0.9y and v0.9z BEFORE the big v0.1 to work out roster/spelling/layout errors.
What i would like know is should this be just a $ubvert Inc. thing or a total
Abducted/$ubvert thing? I mean we could have a separate newsletter for the
abducted, AND this for $ubvert, but i think it would be better (at least at
the start) to have everything in one newsletter.
Standard dribble:
If you would like a title in $ubvert Inc., just declare your title on abducted
and i will record it for the next version of the roster (if you don't see your
title on the next version of the list, mail me until it's on). If anyone would
like to see the roster at any time, for any reason, or need your title edited,
just post a request or mail me. That's all for now...
PS - I know there are some way-out-of-date email addresses etc. So mail me.
-Your Editor and Way-Cool Hyper-Intelligent Pan-Dimensional Being,
[Jester]
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Main Section is totally blank, so send your shit to me at:
ub168@freenet.victoria.bc.ca
with "[] v1.0 Submitions" in the subject line.
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[96.09.06]
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Self-Appointed Demi-God:
Troy Sheets <tsheets@chaph.usc.edu>
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The Guy Who Hands Out The Checks:
Giles Bowkett <gibo@ripco.com>
-03-
Information Guardian and Way-Cool Hyper-Intelligent Pan-Dimensional Being:
Jester <ub168@freenet.victoria.bc.ca>
-04-
Spiritual Advisor:
Lon Huber "Swami Propagananda" <buzz@crl.com>
-05-
Head Stud-Bitch in Charge of The Three "B's" (Blasphemy, "BoB" and huB caps):
Jennifer Lynn Larkin <jlarki1@tiger.lsuiss.ocs.lsu.edu>
-06-
Head SpellChecker, Chief Editorial Consultant, Content Maven, and Guru of
Research:
chickadee <Eva_Maddox@odp.tamu.edu>
-07-
Office slut/eccentric female type who doesn't do any actual work, yet serves
a vital function:
melpie <MelpomeneX@aol.com>
-08-
Lightning Invocation and Teamaking:
"The Rev. Daev Hellshaw" <hellshaw@internet-eireann.ie>
-09-
Token slow toxic amphibian:
Craig Lauxman aka The Newt King <hpcprod@lcc1.nsc.com>
-10-
Minister of Propaganda:
Ross <biovid@teleport.com>
-11-
The guy with no point:
Tom Porcella <red5@loop.com>
-12-
Interdepartmental Discombobulator, Assistant to the Assistant of the
Vice-Fifth Wheel:
Schabe Up or Ship Out <schabe@minn.net>
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Vice-president in charge of sitting around the break room drinking coffee
and talking about quiting this lousy outfit sometime soon, real soon, any
day now, just as soon as he pays off his student loan:
Rob Loftis <jbob@merle.acns.nwu.edu>
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Cancer Man-type go between:
Pete Twigg <mtlpct@LUCS-MAC.NOVELL.LEEDS.AC.UK>
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The guy who is the faceless, nameless guy that everyone sees walking around
the company, but no one know his name or what he does, but everyone knows he
works there, cause he was there when they started:
Babar (Rick Acquistapace) <babar@value.net>
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Chief consultant in the use of militant force, training of the feeble minded,
operations of all things in the armory that go BANG or BOOM, and the guy in
charge of bringing the keg:
LAZ Patron Saint of beer under LON <lazarus40k@usa.pipeline.com>
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Demi-goat, Serpent, Snake-god and patron saint of grievous carnality:
asphyxia <moorep@ucsub.colorado.edu>
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The Power Behind the Throne:
Catherine <ckelly@bgnet.bgsu.edu>
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Mr Candyman sir:
Matthew Lane <ndcb4204@brklands.demon.co.uk>
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Intern Herder:
Justin <Justin_Bowers@BAYLOR.EDU>
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Defender of Pudding:
"Dr. Derek Robb" <aieeee@tezcat.com>
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The messy-haired guy who is always at the computer in his cubicle making
beatbox noises and nodding to music only he can hear:
Andrew Cone <andrew.cone@infoway.com>
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Vice-President in charge of Network Doom games:
Erik Geiger <GEIGER@persoft.com>
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The guy in charge of dealing with crazy x-philes:
joseph mitchel comeau <ak561@ccn.cs.dal.ca>
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Vice-Presinent in charge of keeping morale intact by beating anyone in
the company which is down in his spirits:
<jcaminit@lynx.dac.neu.edu>
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Diety-level Janitor:
Lon Thomas <thomasl@indirect.com>
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The all important name at the bottom of the list or something:
Justina Curtis <justina@peg.apc.org>
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The guy over there, you know "him":
erik <erik@tiac.net>
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Mistress Raver, Herder of Cats:
Beth Bieber <ebieber@eden.com>
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Lord of Ellipses, Defender of Semicolons, Protector of Uncomfortable
Silences:
Pope Paisley Lemming, the, KNS, KSC, MULC, R.S.V.P of the Lesser Temple
of the Greater Platypus, Shaken, Not Stirred <paisley@poboxes.com>
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The Lesser Descendant of a Yak Inhaler:
Tymm Twillman <tymm@tiger.coe.missouri.edu>
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That guy over there in the corner talking to "things" and Resident Fruitcake:
Alien aka Rick, "The Reclusive One" <kekedust@ix.netcom.com>
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Chief Doktor of Forbidden Sciences:
Rev. Jack Nutting <jnutting@is.com>
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