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The best date I ever had

You wanna know about like the best date I ever had? Well, 'kay, but it's kinda wierd. I mean, like, freaky wierd. Like, totally. It's kinda hard to believe, but, like, every word is true, right?

So, like, it all started with the fairies. And I'm not talking like the Ken doll with special touches boys in private places action, right? I'm talking like real fairies, like Disney. So I was sitting around my room right before prom and I was trying to decide whether I was gonna call Tiffany or Tracy or Taffy or Tina but I eventually decided to call Steffie. So I called Steffie and said, like, "What's the sitch?" And she said, like, "Totally check this out, 'kay? There's a fairy in my room. Y'know, like Tinkerbell?" And I was like, "No way." And she's all, "Totally way." So I went over there in the Beamer my folks got me for Christmas. I know, it's a Beamer, but they mean well, and it is a cool color. It's this neat cherry with a hint of cinnamon, and it kinda glitters when the light hits it right. So you have to give them points for that.

So I'm over at Steffie's house, and she lets me in, and tells me to keep all mousie quiet. 'Cause Steffie gets all Valley Girl when she gets excited. So I look in her room, and there it is. Just like Tinkerbell. Except male. And he was kinda buffed, too. But he was only a couple inches big, and no matter how buffed he was I like 'em a little taller than that.

So I go inside the room and walk right up to him and say, "So who are you and what are you doing here?" 'Cause, like, I want to know. And he tells me that he's, like, a prince, and the man of my dreams, and he makes up all kissy-faced to me. Now I get hit on every time I walk through the mall, but this is the first time I've been hit on by someone who I could squash instead of slap, y'know? But I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I tell him maybe he should check a mirror sometime.

And he like goes, "No problem." And he blows some sparkly stuff on me. And before I know it, he's just at the right size for me, and the room is a lot bigger. And from there he looked _rilly_ buffed. I'm talking like Rambo buffed. Though not quite like Arnold buffed.