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The Magical Horse's Head In Your Bed Of Love,_ ,(//)))/_.-"")))\\((//((()) (((((((_.-"///"")).`')\\(\\ `//(/_ '._ _.' _\\\ (\)\\__\ ' ' /__/(( )))))| _.--'''--._ | /(/// \.' _____ './ (JGS( / .-': :'-. \ '.__.__.' Congratulations! You have just received... THE MAGICAL HORSE HEAD IN YOUR BED OF LOVE You have been sent it because someone feels that you have been unjustly ignoring them by not responding to their email but they love you anyway. Or because they're clinicly psychotic. One way or another. Send it on to someone else. Or multiple someones. Send it across the world. Send it because you're bored. Send it because you have an odd sense of humor. Send it because they've been ignoring you and you want revenge. Not that this is a chain mail letter. Of course not. Not in the least. Just because I'm telling you to send it off to everyone you know doesn't make it a chain mail letter. I'm not threatening you with dire punishments if you don't send it on, am I? Of course, if you don't send it on, termites will infest your sock drawer. And Jehovah's Witnesses will follow you around, constantly bombarding you with copies of The Watchtower. And the new Death Star will prove that it is fully armed and operational by destroying the Rebel fleet. And you wouldn't want that, would you?
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