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YawnI had one stuck in my throat for a while this morning. It was irritating.I realized at some point why I inevitably end up talking about my lack of romantic relationships with female human beings when I'm around you folk. It's because Cherian always shamelessly flaunt theirs. I have a few, simple rules to prevent this. While the two of you are around me, you will: --Stand on opposite ends of the room at all times. --Not look at eachother or in eachother's direction. --Not speak directly or indirectly to eachother. --Not make any gestures directly or indirectly toward eachother. --Not speak about or refer to eachother. --Not make any gestures intended to refer to or about eachother. --Not make any facial or body motions intended to show that you are thinking about eachother. Now, I don't want you to think that I'm trying to control what you're thinking. That would be the action of a fascist regime, and we wouldn't want that. I'll only have to go to that extreme if these behaviors continue. I think I'm setting myself up for a fall here. I want to be in love with someone else so badly that if I ever somehow manage to attract someone else in the slightest I will force myself to fall madly in love with them, no matter what. This could be very very very bad. Sigh. I need to smack myself around a bit. I'm whining. I need to stop whining about this. We slightly redecorated the office. The "Have a day" and "Have a night" posters are now hanging right next to eachother, and there are motivational postcards hanging around the office. It seems slightly more sinister than it used to. Later.
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