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.on hO

It's past noon and I haven't sent anything to Wierdos yet!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

How can this be? Is this some jest of a cruel and unforgiving deity? Has Fate interfered with my life? Is there free will? Am I simply trapped in an inifinite repeating loop? Why am I here? What am I doing? What is going on?

Pant. Pant. Pant.

You know I think I'm not going to use punctuation any more no preiods no exclamation marks no nothing not even commas unless I really feel like it it will make everything I say come out as one long uninterrupted runon sentence but I think that's just the price you have to pay for progress and industry well anyway I was driving around this morning I lie I do that a lot I was driving to work this morning when suddenly I thought to myself hey I thought hey I'm an interesting and captivating person aren't I what do I really want from life.

<Gasp.>

I will of course use paragraph breaks becuase then I could never stop talking I would just talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and never ever ever take a break not ever not even once don't even think it so anyway what was I talking about oh yes I was lying it was last night not this morning and it was driving home from my parent's house not driving to work and it wasn't sudden it was caused by a specific previous topic of conversation anyway I was trying to figure out what do I want to do what do I want to be you know the big important questions of life.

<Gasp.>

I'm still trying to figure it out I mean being an innovator of some kind would be nice making people happy is very nice making people laugh I do anyway but I could do it on a semi-formal basis one of the thoughts I had was that I want to do everything and I want to do it now which may prove difficult any suggestions?