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Now a few words from J.T. Nesdale

Thank you Alloni. I'll forget about the "little incident".

Ladies and gentlemen, members of the press, I'd like to say a few words on a topic which is sweeping the nation, a topic of utmost importance to us all, a topic that transgresses the unwritten fundamental laws of our society, a topic that, in and of itself, not only destroys the moral underpinnings of our daily lives, but also leads our children down the same dark path that it itself has brought before it. I'm talking about, of course, run-on sentences. I mean drugs! Yes! Drugs. Not run-on sentences. Or sentence fragments. Bad grammar in general. Basically nothing wrong with bad grammar. Nothing. Nothing that I can see, anyway. Drugs, though. Drugs are a disgrace to our society, a bloodsucking parasite, a tick that sucks at the teat of progress, bringing the cow of prosperity crashing down onto the knees of economic depression, eventually causing it fall to over entirely, exposing the soft underbelly of stagnation, and allowing the predators of predation a clear attack with the nuclear bombs of total devastation. That is what I think when I think about drugs, and about moral depravity of any kind. Especially sex. Ooh, I hate sex. I think, no, I know that every man, woman and child in the country can only be enhanced to their full potential if they never have sex.

Senator, doesn't that mean that the human race will become extinct?

Now, son, given just three generations of an enlightened society that would be produced by a total lack of sex, I see no reason they couldn't create an immortality device of some kind, and that would solve the problem altogether. Just three generations! Think about that, you liberal fools, and tremble!

Thank you, Senator. I think we know exactly what you stand for.

Vote for me!

Yes, well, um, we'll just have to see, won't we.

Thank you, and -

Pleasant Dreams.

Muahahahahahaha.