. . .

You know something else

I misspelled Wierdos. I will continue to misspell Wierdos. Wierdos will remain Wierdos until I feel like changing it, and even then it will probably become something like Vick's VapoRub.

Ca Shing ca Shing!

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeyoooooooooooooow.

Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaroooooooooooooooooooom.

Nyaaaaaarhoooooooooooootep.

R'yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooowgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings.

Cthuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

HHH.

M' border. I mean, broded. I mean, boder. I mean bored. Why is that so difficult to type?

Probably because I have had a total of 10.5 minutes of sleep for the past week. The slowgings are eating my nasal passages.

I exaggerate. Constantly. It was actually closer to 11 minutes.

In fact, I'm falling asleep here and now at work at home or on the playground, Tastee Snax, Tastee Snax, Wonder where the Wooshy whacks, Tastee Snax, Tastee Snax, Wander where the Wooshy whacks.

Must create Tastee Snax. I picture children dancing to tinkling obnoxious music. Though it needs to be an adult type food, so that we can slowly brainwash the world. That's just the commercial, you see. So that we can start young with the kids, as well.

People were confused by me last night. Happinessnessness.

Twinkle twinkle little star, Now I've got you in a jar. Up above my bookshelf high, I know why you want to cry. Twinkle twinkle little star, Now I've got you in a jar.

And sodium pentathol was had by all.

I've got chicken juice on my shirt.

You didn't want to know that.

Is this it, fans? Has the Mazing Looni finally gone loop de loop de loop de loop? Has he kicked the sanity bucket? Has the Grim Creeper finally tapped him on the shoulder, nodded, and brought them both to Always-Always land? Has he joined the Choir Invisibule? Is he a stiff? Bereft of life does he rest in peace? Is he locked up in a little room with rubber walls and a little calm soft voice repeating over and over telling him to relax to relax to relax to relax? What about the drugs? (What ABOUT the drugs?) Does the pen on his desk float around his head when he sneezes? Is he, to be short, insane and under 6'4"?

Find out, in the next episode of,

KIDS! IN! SPACE!

otherwise known as

The Blatantly Studly 7

and

The Twelve Plush Reversible Fingers

Why does Matlock hate liver?

as well as

Baby seals: Shameless players on guilt and love of cuteness, or hideous conspiracy poised to rule the world in the next few weeks, stopped only by a few, hardy baby seal clubbers?

Rated R. Now showing on some sets and giblets.