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Lif

Lif in gnral is prtty good.

I think I'm getting a feature role in a new multi-billion dollar motion picture extranvaganza smash hit of the season directed by the director of "Behind the Green Door" and "Gozdilla" and "Ethiopia From Concentrate" and "Matchmaker 2: Back For The Presents". Reviewers have this to say about the film:

"I ain't sayin' nuthin' till I get my fuckin money muthafucka." --Gene Siskel "This will definitely ... be the smash hit of the season. It is ... captivating, ... exciting, and ... brilliant in any way." --Roger Ebert "Very peculiar." --The Masked Crusader for Truth and Justice Known As Fred "Why me, god? Why me? What have I done to deserve this? Did I rape a nun? Do I run factories in Indonesia employing starving children for pennies a day? Why?" --Bill Clinton "They're made out of meat." --Man on the street

Filming will begin shortly. Until then, stay glued to your seats in excitement. Ideally, thin threads of drool will begin dripping down your chins in anticipation.

Tomorrow. Birthday tomorrow. I may just ignore it entirely. It will make things easier. Don't know. Am beginning not to care.

Smoked a hooka last night. No adrugs, just apricot/honey flavoring. Oddness.

In addition to getting myself the World's Biggest Chocolate Bar from Ghiradelli. 5 pounds of chocolate. About one foot tall, 2 feet wide, and 1 inch thick.

And many many many other activities.

Thank you, Aj. Because of you I now have ordered the Dan Bern CD. I should be getting it in a couple of weeks.