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I remember now

You remember how the other day I mentioned that I thought of something, but forgot what, so you folk would have to live in wretched ignorance?

I remembered. You can now live in wretched knowledge.

More precisely, I remembered this morning, told myself to remember, remembered at work that I had remembered, but not what, thought about writing you email telling you that I had remembered and forgotten again, procrastinated, and then eventually remembered once more.

It takes constant, continual effort to be this confoozled. And I do it all for you. Don't you feel special.

No, not for you. I meant for you, not you. Why would I care about you? You live in wretched ignorance.

But that will change.

(If you don't know which you is you, assume that you are the you not mentioned. If you think you know which you is you, you're wrong. Assume that you are the one not mentioned. If you know which you is you, when did you start augering with the guts of human beings?)

Insert random phallic symbol here.

A pole, probably.

A ten foot pole.

You know, with the pole as phallic symbol philosophy, the phrase "I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole" takes on a whole new meaning.

But. The purpose of this. Was to tell you about the little Zen gnomes some more.

It came to me that the little Zen gnomes live in radios. They are specially trained to imitate voices.

It seemed a lot more entertaining when I first thought of it. 'course, I was half asleep at the time. And it had more embellishments at the time. I just don't remember them.

Fish. Why?

I'm talking grammatically, in this case. Not only is the word fish both singular and plural, but many forms of fish are also. Trout. Bass. Cod. Sturgeon. It's like all fish are simply components of one huge fish hivemind. Which explains why people enjoy fishing so much. Considering how much intelligence is looked down upon by many people, the urge to stick a painful pointy hook into a brain cell and drag it around for a while must be overpowering.

But don't forget 'fish' is the plural if you're talking about several of the same kind of fish but you use 'fishes' if its several different species of fish.

So you're saying here that each type of fish is a different hivemind, and they squabble and bicker and make political ties and backstab eachother and so on? Fish: The Schooling?

Um... not... exactly...

What special powers do members of School Breen get?

It's a day.