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Even yet still more notes

I just realized I've gone a good three weeks without having used the word "defenestrate" in email to anyone. This has to change. Hold on.

The office building is being remodeled. This is making lots of noise. If the remodelers don't make less noise, I will have to defenestrate them.

Thank you for your cooperation.

I feel, in an odd sort of way, like Steve Jackson Games and I are friends who never see eachother. This was only a vague feeling until this morning, when I sent them an email telling them about a) multi-player Knightmare Chess, and b) the Martian Death Queen. I just got back a friendly little email from Steve Jackson himself in response (telling me that I wasn't the first to come up with it, but oh well). Now SJ Games and I are like friends who never have the time to hang out, but we still get in touch now and again.

If I were one of them furry people, I would purr. But as it is, I think it's kind of silly. So I'll stick my tongue out at you, waggle it around, and make "Weeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooorrrrr" zooming type sounds. Not at the same time. It's very difficult to make "Weeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooorrrrr" zooming type sounds when your tongue is sticking out. It ends up being more of a stupid sounding "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuummmmmm" type sound, and we wouldn't want that.

There is a simple and straightforward answer to this.

I'm not going to tell it to you.

I feel like a gyroscope.

One that's slightly off balance, so I keep turning around and around while turning around and around.

I have been known to make relevant statements.

I haven't mentioned little Zen gnomes nearly enough. Little Zen gnomes are eating my "klear screen" laptop & computer screen cleaner.

I need to clutch someone's still beating heart in my bloodsoaked hand. No one's in particular. I'm just funny that way.

Ha HA!

Ha HA ha HA!

Ha HA ha HA ha HA!

Electric boogaloo. Baby.

Yes, but once it was to you as a Wierdo, and the other time it was to you as a Munchkin.

You know, someone reading this email who hasn't been following my career up to now with slavish devotion would be totally confused by the previous statement.