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More XMen thoughts

You know, I think we're going in the wrong direction on this list. We're spending too much time thinking about the movie and not enough time thinking about having sex with the characters in the movie.

For my money, you can't go wrong with Mystique. She can look like anyone imaginable, male _or_ female (if she can replicate wolfie's claws to some extent, she can certainly replicate... other body parts), _and_ she's even attractive in her base form. The only downsides I can see are a) the whole Evil thing, meaning that if you want her, you pretty much need to be a mutant yourself to have any chance at all. (Well, there's the whole using her body to get into important places bit, but then you wouldn't know she was a shapeshifter, wouldja?) And b) there's only one of her, so for threeways you'd need to find someone else. Ideally another shapeshifter. Still, I don't remember how prevalent those are in the series, so it might be difficult to arrange.

Second best... I remember a fantasy novel in which there was another Goddess of Weather type. There was a neat little bit in which, well, every time she... ahem, there was a very loud thunderclap. I'd like to test that with Storm. Seems possible. Plus it makes it a little more difficult to fake orgasm. Plus I seem to have a previously unrecognized thing for contrasts. I knew I liked light skin / dark hair, but the fact that dark skin / light hair is appealing to me was hidden until now.

Rogue is cute, but wearing a full-body condom would get old fast. Jean Grey... eh.