. . .

Strangling tulip bulbs

Or STB, for short. Sexually Transmitted Bowlingball? (Sounds like it would hurt. Though perhaps it's only me.)

I look like I'm not working. I am, though. My computer is working very hard. Processing thousands and thousands of records. 125 thousand, to be exact. It's going to take less than 15 minutes. Then another fifteen minutes for the other half. A job for WunderHunt. That's it! That'll be my computer's name! Pardon me for a moment.

To know how to get up, it is first necessary to know how to get down. And funky! That would've been an interesting direction to take the character in. Disco Sphinx. Or 80s Sphinx. Or Walk Like An Egyptian Sphinx. I can see the action figures now. They're climbing on my desk. One of them is sawing on my power cord. They're so cute when they