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Why?Why does this old Muppet Song about rainbows Keep running through my mind?Dammit! Must free self. Must wean self slowly from Muppet songs. Must not think about moving right along (dum dum dum, dum dum dum) footloose and fancy-free NO! No. Will think about something else. Will think about things having to do with Muppets. Explicit sexual acts. That specifically do NOT have to do with beastiality. Chocolate. Ice cream sandwiches. These are a few of my favorite AAAAGH! WHY?? WHY AM I BEING TORMENTED SO? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gasp. Gasp. Think about sex, man. Muppet and Disney alike both try to pretend that it doesn't exist. Sex is your angle. Use it. Mmmmm. MMMMmmmm. Good thoughts. Sensual thoughts. Thoughts that don't involve chipper little songs. I'm feeling better now. Thank you for your patience.
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