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Abducted at Scrunchy DotcomCurrently typing on a Dell QuietKey Keyboard, Introducting the fantazmagorious synechdote, Quantal Kramer. Aquantal, known as Aq for short, has had his name featurized in nuntuntouberous trade journals, as well as the hit main feature motion film mars attacks, and is known worldwide for his lucidity and poise. Let us all welcome the gentle, and praise unto be his name. Praise! Praise! Praise!Haven't eaten. Bloodsugar low. Will me be me be more coherent some once food in system. Once cow-orkers return to the fold bearing gifts of brightly colored marshmallows and food. I may not be much, but I know what I like. They're all looking at me, y'know. You do know this, of course. You are in charge of the lookers. I mean that in multiple senses and seneschals. Speaking of which, lapsing into lunacy for a moment, I poke you once more. Poke. Poke. Twice more. Not once. Twice. That's just cause. I feel like poking. And Passover. Will ask cow-orkers once they give unto me mine offerings. For which I did give them money. Ideally, unburnt offerings. And sodypop I must hunter-gather on my own, like my primitive forebears, who sat around in their primitive caves drinking primitive Sprite and playing primitive video games on their Vic 20s. Thus making me my own primitive forebear. Time travel is proven to be achievable, without all that science gobbledygook. I must ponder this. AND my navel. At once. Ommmmmmmmmm. If this email has amused you, please send a small donation in large bills to: Feed the human foundation PObox MyPOboxNumber Austin, TX, 78704 Fundamentally yours, Aq
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