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OOooooooooaoooaooooooroorrrrrraaaaoooorrrraor

That is pronouced oooooohahooohahooohrohrahohrhahohrh.

For those of you (the vast majority, I'm sure) who were worried about it.

Rinky dinky dinky dinky rinky dinky dink, Pick your little brother up and drown him in the sink. Rinky dinky dinky dinky rinky dinky donk, Then dig up the rotted corpse and make it wear an ankh.

From the Children's Book of Ritual Murder. Shub-niggurath edition.

Maybe. Juuuuuuuust maybe. It isn't healthy to be be thinking about Smurfs. I mean, if they were three apples high, well, let's assume that an apple is around, say, 4 inches tall. That makes three apples around one foot. One foot tall. Think about the size of those mushrooms! I means, you're wandering through the forest looking for these big little blue things, and suddenly you're confronted with mushrooms ranging from 1 to 3 feet tall (for the multiple story ones), don't you think you're going to get a LEETLE bit suspicious? Just a tad?

Not to mention that in nature brightly colored usually means dangerous, most likely poisonous, because brightly colored = highly visible, and highly visible means if it has no means of self-protection, it vanished from the gene pool. So these one foot tall blue things are living in 2 foot tall poisonous mushrooms. How do they keep the little smurfoids from eating the walls and dying? (Come to think about it, there was always only one baby smurf, and he had mystical powers. Presumably the only reason he survived was because of those mystical powers. "He's smurfing up blood! Make him smurfify himself!")

Wow. Nathan is threatening Jon's life. How nice.

I need to start stalking people. After all, everyone needs a hobby.

I got a new sound card yesterday. Had to buy a set of screwdrivers to install it, cause my dinky computer screwdriver just can't handle screws that have seemingly been welded to the casing. (They weren't actually welded. It just felt like it.) However, now, not only can I play Starship Titanic without the sound skipping, I can also play Curse of Monkey Island, two facts that fill me with glad cries of joy and rapture.

EvilBrian is a probationary member of Wierdos. He will remain this until either a) he completes his Ritual Initiation or b) I think too much time has passed. Nyah.

I have a box of Nerds. It is a box of Rainbow Nerds. And whenever I pour myself a handful, I sort them by color. Isn't that kind of against the whole point?

There is ambient music going on in the background. It is sapping my will to work... my will to type... my will to do anything but lie in bed in a huddled mass... (How would you like your eggs? Over easy? Scrambled? No, I think I'll just have them in a huddled mass.)

AND THUS I WREAK VENGEANCE UPON YOU ALL! HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHHHAHAHAHHHA!

Ha. Ha.

Ha.

I guess you just had to be there.

Have any of you not read The Eye Of Argon? Have any of you not heard of The Eye Of Argon?

Maybe I will turn Wierdos into an actual alias, so we can all join in the fun and adventure. Hmm. Must consider this.

Blaurgh.

Curse of Monkey Island is immensely amusing. I could easily keep you all enrapt for hours on end by playing the game and having you watch, and, more to the point, listen.

Starship Titanic also, it's just more difficult.