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Number 9I suddenly got the urge to send email with the number 9 in it somewhere. I need to create a list of 9 things. A top nine list, so to speak.I know! I'll compile a list of nine possible quests for Brian. Once the votes are in, the quest shall begin. These are from multiple sources. I asked around. Vote for as many as you like. (EvilBrian, you can vote, but I don't know how much attention I'll pay to your votes. This is supposed to be our quest to assign to you, after all. Although there is precedent for the Questors to choose their own quests, so... we'll see.) 1) Panty raid. 2) Re-enact scenes from various movies, loudly, in a very public place. 3) Go to Fry's Electronics with a preacher's collar, stand in front of the pornographic CDs, and rant about how this kind of filth is what is causing people to lose their faiths, etc, etc, etc, ad nauseum. 4) Find The Perfect Bar of Chocolate. 5) Make up an absurd survey. Walk down the street, and take notes on how many people respond, and how. 6) Go to the Masonic Temple. Ask them about becoming a Freemason, and whether they have any pamphlets. See how far you can get in the process while they still allow you to back out. 7) Find a band (with CD) that fits the Wierdos group precisely, that none of us have ever heard of before. 8) Take $10-$20. Turn it into 1 dollar bills. Walk down the street. Stop people, pull out bill, and carefully tear it up in front of them. Note reactions. 9) Create a short but strange ritual to drive out evil spirits. For 24 hours, before saying anything to anybody, perform the ritual on them. Notes: --More detail may be needed for some of these. If one is chosen, more detail will be provided. --For 3 - you can become a minister of the Universal Life Church is easy. You can do this over the web. Doing this is recommended as a prequel. --For 4 - Part of the entertaining/not entertaining vote will be on whether or not it is actually the perfect bar of chocolate. --If any of these strain finances, I can easily afford to support the quest with my own funds. (After all, Queen Isabella funded Christobal Colon's Heroic Quest.) --For 9 - The first time in any given conversation, not every time you speak. In conversations with multiple people, the ceremony must be conducted one time per person. Cast your votes.
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