. . .

Whether fish have wings

WHETHER FISH HAVE WINGS< GET IT?

GET IT?

(I"VE BEEN TAKING THE EVERPOPULAR "HOW TO BE ANNOYING" CLASS RECENTLY> ONE OF THE TECHNIQUES ARE IS ARE TO SZPEAK INCOHERENTLY< NEVER CORRECT SPELLING MISTAKES< HOLD DOEWN THE SHIFT KEY WHILE TYPEING< WHICH BOTH CONTRIBUTES TO SPELLING MISTAKES AND AUTOMATICALLY OFFENDS ANYONE PAYING THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF SAATTTENTION< AND SO ON> IT SEEMS TO WORK>)

enough. all shift keys and no play make alloni something something.

For the careful connoiseur, might I recommend the Chateau '327? An excellent annum.

And I did type "C'est la vie."

I was depressed. I'm better now. Guilty, but better.

$Eliza Minelli$

I have no reason for doing these same here things. I just do them.

I'm being even more incoherent than usual. I will leave to prevent any... mishaps.

(Or, in proper Allonispeak - "Me Go Now.")