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HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH!A single beam of light from above!Wait. I'm calm. I'm okay now. Drugs. I need my drugs. Um, not that I intend to indicate that I'm on potent hallucinogenics or amphetamines. Speedballs. I have never ever had speedballs. Nor LSD. Nope nope nope. Don't touch the stuff. <insert random "I am actually taking drugs" comment here. you know, the "purple hairy spiders are crawling up my nostrils" type comments you are required by law to make in this form of situation.> <yes, by law. when you make that particular kind of comment / joke, according to section 29.8742323 of the unilateral code, section 4, paragraph 59, you are required to immediately say a statement which expressly contradicts the previous statement for the purposes of being amusing.> The answer, m'dear, is perfectly simple. a) Evil is defined as actions which violate the dictates of society. b) Different societies have different dictates. c) It is quite possible to be a co-savior in one society, and evil in a different society. d) I nowhere said I am YOUR co-savior. e) However, you folks have decalred me to be "evil". f) Therefore, to you I am evil, and to a different society, I am their co-savior. Ha HA! And that's always assuming the savior is good. Considering that when the Messiah returns everyone will die, this is not necessarily a safe assumption to make. You will excuse my being dull. I've had to deal with my boss on a constant, continual basis today, and it's really getting to me. Most of my attention right now revolves around preventing myself from grabbing the conveniently placed hammer near me and go beat his head in. He pays my salary.
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