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Suicide note

Not that I would EVER indulge in that kind of behavior. Nope. That would be WRONG. And quite possibly EVIL. And PREMATURE. And EQUANIMITY. And STAGNANT MIRE. And DEEP FOREST. And COOLIO AND THE BANSHEES.

What an odd combination. (I look down at my hands in wonderment.) How... did I come up with that one?

(One of my hands reaches up and taps me on the shoulder. The other one waves.)

You mean... you guys come up with everything I type?

(The right hand gives me a thumbs up.)

How?

(The two hands detach themselves from my arms and start tapdancing. My arms flail around wildly. The hands then wander over to the keyboard, and type, "DEMONIC POSESSION YOU FOOL". The left hand taps the right one on the back, and points to the previous statement. They backspace, and amend it to read "DEMONIC POSSESSION, YOU FOOL!" They shake hands, and vanish in a puff on brimstone.)

Oh.

I knew that.