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Internal bleeding"Oh. It's just Alloni being again. We can ignore it."No, I'm afraid you can't. Because this time - I'm holding your unborn children hostage. Yep. If you don't read every single line of text, I'll make sure your next three children never exist. Just think about that little XY, XX, or other, who will never have the gift of life because of your refusal to cooperate. It's your fault. You made me do it. I wanted to avoid this, but you forced me to it. Now, well, my hands are tied. If you don't read this, if you ever have another child, you'll look at it sadly, and know that there are three others that will never exist. Because of you. You should be ashamed. In other news: really strong drugs are in my future. A quote: "This is the strongest asthma medication we have, because you need it." This is the medication that if I take it for more than 2 weeks, will cause permanent bad side effects. (Luckily, I'm only taking it for 9 days.) In other other news: I am going off to be massaged. One hour soaking in hot tub, and then one hour massage (by apparently a frighteningly skilled lady named Miriam). If I dissolve into a relaxed puddle of goo on her table, I assume she will have a bucket ready. Anyone volunteer to carry my bucket around for a few weeks? Pouring medication in as necessary? In other other other news: There is NO other other other news. In other other other other news: Did I mention I got a voodoo computer from my father? I don't think there was a reason. He just did. It was strange. Not that my father is the most normal person to begin with. Hang gliding is doing well. Except for the fact that the most recent expedition caused me massive amounts of asthma in general, which I can forgive, considering the flying aspect. I may have mentioned this before, but I was told about Hawaii. Apparently, in Hawaii, not only do you jump off a clliff, there isn't enough of a ramp in order to allow you to pick up enough speed to be flying when you do so. This means you freefall 30-40 feet before your glider picks up enough speed to allow you to actually fly. I HAVE to try this. But then, sanity is not my strong suit. Aaron Burr is a nicer person than you might think. Focused, though. Very focused. I will release you under your own recognizance.
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