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In an effort

In an effort to make cheery what was beforehand mistaken, I'll be writing a randomy. Those of you uninterested, look the other direction whilstest peering back over your shoulder in case this email contains a large mobile truck barrelling down upon you. Those of you who wish Excitement, Adventure, Phenomenal Cosmic Enlightenment, and all the other things you expect from memail can cower in the corner, as this memail will contain none of these things. No! This email is full of Spunk and Vim and Vigor! This email is full of Letters Organized To Form Words! This email is full of Random Words Being Capitalized! Everyone cheer in unison, now! "Yay." No, I mean really. Feelingly. From the diaphragm. All together: "Yay." Much better.

Poll: from the following Actual Products, created last night in a marathon game of one of those wierd Cheapass Games that we love so much (shameless plug! shameless plug! Alloni's sold out! Stone him! Yes, stone him!), which would you actually purchase?

- Happy Pants (slogan: "I have my Happy Pants. They're all I need.") - The Cyber-what'stheword. Starts with an M. Medicinal? Mentholated! The Mentholated Cyber-Cat! - The Perforated Bulb ("Never again will your room be stuffy because of the lack of airflow through your light bulb!") - Addictive Zen Sushi - Just Soap, and its companion product, Just Lotion - The Portable Car ("We all know about the car. A large hunk of metal that sits in our driveways. Now... we've made it portable! Self motivated! YOU CAN TAKE IT ANYWHERE!" No one bought it, for some reason.) - The crystal-meth chair - The Love Shack (Cashing in on the song's popularity.) - And last, but definitely not least, The GIGANTIC, OLD-FASHIONED, DANGEROUS, SURPRISE, HAPPY HAT! (A cowed hush falls over the audience.)

I love Cheapass Games. Big Comedy.

I do, indeed, have a hooked-up brand spankin' new computer. I drool over it for a while. But not too much over it, as that might cause internal wire-spasmings. Still not internetally connected, but I can play games on it, and have been happily falling into gamingstupor for the past several days. I will cope with this. I will cope better when I can get patches. Nothing is being released without a patch that comes out ten minutes later. And then a patch for the patch. And then a patch for the patch for the patch for the patch for the I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP I'VE BEEN GOOD I SWEAR I'VE BEEN GOOD EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHICH DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE SHE WAS UNDERAGE AND I USED AN UNTRACABLE KNIFE SO IT DIDN'T COUNT MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!

Am being called to dinner. It's 3pm. I must go have dinner. Me go now. Will write more if people want to hear more of meness instead of people shouting.