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Intense body odor*click* "Are you getting that not-so-tense feeling? I" *click* "a fool for loooo" *click* "ng time now, Mr. Simpson, and I was wonderin" *click* "woot woot woot woot wo" *click whine bamf PAM*"Damn!" step step step step *beep beep beep boop boop beep beep* riinnnnnnnnnnng riiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnng riiiiii *click* "Nick's Tv and VCR repair. If it goes boom, we can fix it! Nick speaking." "Yes, Nick? My TV just went boom." "I'm sorry, sir. We can't fix that." "But you just said" "I know what I said. Have you considered home improvement, or possibly suicide?" "That's an idea!" "Great!" *click drooooooooooooooooone* step step step step rustle rustle clank "OW!" step step step step BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM "HEY!" "What?" "Some of us are trying to sleep in this building!" "Oh. Yeah. Sorry." "Sorry don't cut it. Next time, I put that hammer someplace you're going to have a hard time reaching it, capische?" "Ummm... no." pause step step step step creak "Hmmm." slide rustle rustle munch munch munch munch "FUCK! I can't make it in ten minutes!" run run run run grab run run run run clack clack clack ding! beep pause pause pause pause slide run run run run jangle jangle *click!* *vrooooomvroom vroom putt put wheeze.* "Not today." *vroomvroomvroomvroomvroom vroom cough cough.* "Come on, baby. For me?" *vroom vroom vroom VROOMVROOM purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* "I'll buy you something nice. Some oil, once I get paid, maybe." purrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrSCREECH! "Asshole!" purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrscreech cough SLAM run run run run run run "Ah, Mr. Windsworth. How _good_ of you to _grace_ us with your presence this morning." "Hello, Mr. Holliday." "Are you absolutely certain you wish to continue your stay here at SanCo? After all, if you have decided that sleeping in is more important than getting here on time, I'm certain we can accomodate you." "I'm sorry, Mr. Holliday. It won't happen again." "Either it won't happen again, Mr. Windsworth, or it will, and frankly, the latter possibility will entail a large amount of paperwork on my part, as I attempt to rectify the error that resulted in your employment. Try to make sure I don't feel the need, hmm?" "Yes, Mr. Holliday." Slam. "Prick."
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