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Alloni [-s] [-q]

Incorrect usage. Proper usage would be:

Alloni -s -q "very random"

or

Alloni -s -q "not at all random"

or

Alloni -s -q "dull"

Dull and silly would be a trick.

Attempting to compensate for incorrect usage...

(I am nothing if not a flexible script.)

I think I'll be long and rambling, with no paragraph breaks.

I'll work with that for now. (I'm buggy that way.) (And I produce odd error messages. I wonder who designed me?) (Maybe I'm shareware. Hmm. That could be bad. I hope the shareware license for me doeesn't expire soon.) Well. Anyway. Yes. I think I'll be bitter about rude morons. I am always deeply bitter about rude morons. My firmly held opinion is that the majority of the human population (say, 85%) hold the minority of the IQ points (say, 2%). Of course, that applies mostly to people in general. People in particular tend to have some brains. If I referred to Wierdos as an angry mob, I'm sure you would react in angry mob style, and, say, try to lynch me for wearing white and red gloves that say super tiger on them. (I just got them. From a military surplus store. Let me explain. (error: Alloni about to divert self onto random topic. Please talk to your system administrator.)

I need paragraph breaks. I'm sorry. I continued it for as long as I could.

So. Yes. Military surplus. We (the IBS bunch) are going to be the "crew" on a short cruise in the near future. So our boss decided we were all going to wear white bellbottomed navy pants, while webbing belts with bronze buckles, and a white tshirt/sweatshirt. So we were sent down to the surlus store for pants and belts. Strange. And while I was there, I saw these gloves, and a little voice in my head said "Get those. Now." This happens a lot. I've learned to listen to these voices. I've learned to trust these voices. The voices are my only friends. I must obey the voices.

So I got the gloves. For which I have almost absolutely no use. I will probably add them to my "I want to look as surreal as possible" attire. Which currently includes the black trenchcoat, a jester's cap and outfit, and the gloves. A very odd effect, all in all.

Now you know about the gloves. I will tell you more about the voices at some future point. Later.