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Worp worp worp worp

Worpworpworpworpworpworpworpworp Nyaronyaronyaronyaronyaronyaronyaro

Don't ask. Just don't ask.

It's all the sugar's fault. The sugar. blame the sugar.

Yes. The sugar that I ate earlier. That makes me write all random like. Just the sugar. Nothing else. Nothingnothingnothing elseelseelse.

Well, not sugar. Chocolate. Big hunk o chocolate.

5 pounds of chocolate.

I didn't eat that much. I ate only a small piece. Say .5 inch by 1 inch by around 6 inches. Small piece. By comparison.

Saturday the plan is, yes? Day what time of meet we shall, yes?

MEAT HAIR!

MATA HARI!

I have a voodoo computer on my desk. It's a smallish plushish computer with the names of computer problems all over it with pins to be stuck into the particulr problem(s) you am is are was were having. I have no problems right now, so I've arranged the pins in the form of a pentagram on the screen.

Brightness.

Stat!

I am is are was were being more random than usual today. Blame the chocolate.

NOW!

BLAME THE CHOCOLATE THIS INSTANT!

That's better.

Just for the sake of those of you who don't know, my favorite English word:

Defenestrate v. To throw something or someone out of a window. "The birthday present was making ticking noises, so I defenestrated it, just in time to avoid the explosion."

Flipflopflipflopflipflopflipflop.

Noises. More noises. MORE NOISES.

Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.

Ow. Stop that.

Okay.

I didn't mean stop typing. I meant stop making screech noises. Deranged noises in general stop making you.

Okay. The GNP of this counry has continued to grow exponentially since 1834.

What?

The GNP of this counry has continued to grow exponentially since 1834.

What's your point?

That isn't deranged.

It isn't true, either. You just made it up.

Just because I just made it up doesn't necessarily mean it isn't true.

It doesn't necessarily mean it is true either. Which makes it deranged.

And here I thought being deranged meant being twisted and wierd and bizarre.

Yes.

So you're saying the GNP is twisted and wierd and bizarre.

Well, that too, but I am actually saying that you talking about the GNP is twisted and wierd and bizarre.

Oh.

Saturday. Like give me some rope here people!

Company meetings confoozle me.

Have I said random already this message? <scroll up. scroll down.> Yep. So I don't have to do it again.

I think I've run out of steam.