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Email 3: The Voyage ContinuesWell. Let's see here. There are a few possible scenarios as to why no one has made any form of response.--Someone is sick. --Cheri doesn't work today --The rapture occured, and god, while bringing all souls to either heaven or hell, either overlooked us, sentenced us to hell, this being it, or just hasn't gotten to the office yet. --Some sort of electrical or natural disaster occurred. --While being shown on "The World's Biggest Movie Screen!" Godzilla left the screen and started rampaging about, dancing the cha-cha. --My boss's son just walked into the office. --I wonder what he's doing here. --Email is down across the world. --Email is down across the city. --Email is down across my computer. --I have butter on my head. --Other. Not that it matters. I will send you random nonsense anyway. Up to a point. After a while of getting no response, I wander off to greener pastures, where there are people who actually respond to my messages with glad crys. Or is it cries. Anyway.
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