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Torrent of Vitriol

You taunt me at your peril, something something. I, I, I clean your linen closet with my casserole. You can't comprehend the wonders of the natural world in this context. French is your middle name.

No, it just isn't working. I can't unleash a torrent of vitriol when I feel this laid back.

Drugged even.

Garth! What have you done? What evils have you unleashed into the world? How did you get access to my toast?

Why is it that whenever we mention drugs, we blame Garth? This is unfair and childish. We should blame... Amy.

Amy! What have you done? What evils have you unleashed into the world? How did you get access to my toast?